holy fuck, a hair dryer at a Paris airport broke Polymarket weather markets & made someone $34,000 richer
polymarket was settling Paris temperature bets on a single Météo France sensor sitting near the Charles de Gaulle runway perimeter - basically unguarded
the guy bought the long-shot outcome (like "22°C" when everyone expected 18°C) for pennies, since nobody thought it'd hit
then he walked up to the probe and briefly heated the air around it with a portable heat source, spiking the reading just long enough to register as the daily max…