SOMEONE BUILT A GAME WHERE YOU RIDE STOCK CHARTS LIKE MOTOCROSS TRACKS

it's called StonkRider.

you open the tab, pick a stock, and its real price history becomes the terrain.

Tesla is a jump track.

Bitcoin is a rollercoaster.

GameStop is financial parkour.

Enron is basically a cliff.

you ride it on a dirt bike.

arrow keys to move.

backflips in the air.

wheelies on the chart.

streak multipliers if you survive long enough.

and every crash feels like the market personally liquidated you.

there is no signup.

no download.

no wallet.

you just pick a ticker and start riding capitalism like a terrible life decision.

the best part is the daily challenge.

same stock chart for everyone.

same pain.

same leaderboard.

some stranger is out there doing a no-hander over NVIDIA earnings while you are faceplanting into Lehman Brothers.

we spent decades turning the stock market into charts.

some guy looked at those charts and said:

what if these were ramps?