First time I put a bot on a memecoin, I did what everyone does. Told it to find a coin, watch the chart, buy the dip, sell the top. Basically asked a machine to gamble better than I gamble.
It worked, a little. Then it didn't. Then it worked again. Classic trading bot arc, exciting for a week, humbling by week three.
Somewhere in there I stopped asking "how do I make it trade better" and started asking a different question. What if the bot didn't have to guess at all.
That question turned into three completely different systems, running on three completely different logics. One still gambles. One never bets on a coin's direction at all, it just gets paid regardless of who's right. One doesn't even try to think for itself, it just copies whoever already figured it out.
Here's all three, in the order I actually built them, including the one that's currently costing me money because of a bug I only found last week. One run each, not a hundred, so treat every number below as "this is what happened this time," not a promise.