# A man should never: drink out of a straw take a selfie tell people it’s his b...
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## Content
A man should never: - drink out of a straw - take a selfie - tell people it’s his birthday - take naps - follow celebrity gossip - get jealous - wait for the crosswalk - run from the rain - carry a backpack with a suit - wear sunglasses inside - carry the sins of his ancestors - be the last one in the pool - wear his heart on his sleeve Intentionally missing from this list is bubble baths, because they are awesome.